GhazPORK Industrial Swag

Bonus CD of Doom!

$6.95

Unlike the previous CD collections, this CD is entirely unique content. New episodes! More perversion! More horror! Slightly less fattening! Or something! Stop judging me!

Episodes:

#1: The Buttocks Rangers vs. Dr. Octophallus
#2: Maggott goes to Hell
#3: The Heavy Petting Zoo
#4: Utterly Random Crap
#5: The Secret Scandal
#6: Vyrtan Sports with Dorthog and Orgy
#7: The Mystery of the Missing Booze
#8: Maggott and Frugle Judge A Beauty Contest
#9: Dracula vs. The Galactic Senate
#10: Frugle's Colonic Health and Mandatory Tactile Colonoscopy Center

 

GAMEZ

 

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Cafepress Merch

 

Uncle Evil T-Shirts (BUY ME!)

Carry a little piece of everybody's favorite intergalactic sex offender.

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Frugle "It's best not to think about it" T-Shirts (BUY ME!)

Our hero is dripping with excitement at being put on your chest.

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Random Elfy Chick "Saving Throw This" T-Shirt (BUY ME!)

It's a shirt what gots an elf on it with guns and stuff.

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Random Elfy Chick Extra Special Dice Box (BUY ME!)

It's a box what gots an elf on it with guns and stuff. What makes it extra special?

It won't give you herpes.

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"Frugle's Special Blend" Stein (BUY ME!)

This horrible beverage container sports an image of Frugle. I don't think I need to say any more than that.

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"Santa Wants To Touch Your Stocking" Mug (BUY ME!)

Makes a wonderful gift for when you want to make people feel icky inside.

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"Santa Wants To Touch Your Stocking" Teddy Bear (BUY ME!)

This too.

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