THE MAGGOTT SHOW ARCHIVE

Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

Episode 1

The very first Earth-broadcast of the Maggott Show shows mostly how far Frugle has fallen since the show began and introduces the term 'Punish Him'. Beware: Frugle sings.

Episode 2

Frugle's Book Club

Episode 3

A scientist suggests firebombing every McDonalds in the country and Maggott reads some letters because he hasn't learned not to yet.

Episode 4

A rare moment of verbal interaction with the A.S.G.

Episode 5

Maggott tries his voice at poetry, singing and other happiness until Frugle decides to shoot him.

Episode 6

Maggott goes to the john

Episode 7

Filthy playing cards, stoner Jedi and pretending Frugle is married.

Episode 8

'Pretend you're a Walrus' week

Episode 9

Maggott interviews a former lawyer and Frugle gets a date.

Episode 10

Frugle gets his eyes burned out.

Episode 11

Arcturus mocks immortality and Frugle gets a birdie.

Episode 12

Maggott interviews a rather interesting Narxblosh

Now...on the thirteenth anniversary of the Maggott show, something a little different...

Terroreroticism!

(All hail Ztiev)

Episode 13

Kazz gives the show a call

Episode 14

Frugle watches Transformers.

Episode 15

The Fall of Greasy McButtocks.

Episode 16

Maggott talks dirty about aliens.

Episode 17

Maggott gets usurped

Episode 18

Free barbecue sauce! Virgin sacrifice not included.

Episode 19

I like sugar

Episode 20

The most disturbing phone call in history.

Episode 21

The Merry Misadventures of Tongue

Episode 22

Frugle does a lapdance

Episode 23

Blatant self-gratification week

Episode 24

Unorthodox UFO Research

Episode 25

Introducing a little something for the children...Uncle Evil's Corruption Corner!

Episode 26

Frugle gets a 'stone.

Episode 27

The Return of Billy the Bunny

Episode 28

Frugle gets herpes.

Episode 29

Maggott Makes Muffins

Episode 30

The ULTIMATE CARNAGE CHAMIONSHIP XXIII!

Episode 31

The eyeballs taste too much like testicles.

Episode 32

Scruffy Balogna, Overseer of Scruffy's Pleasure Bogs

Episode 33

Frugle visits McJollys

Episode 34

The Reverend Andrew Show

Episode 35

Maggott burns Frugle's Lingirie

Episode 36

Frugle and Maggott get in a slap-fight

Episode 37

The Annual Paingiver Carnival

Episode 38

The Eternal Battle -or- Frugle humps a fire hydrant

Episode 39

Twonk Twinkle Twangerbongdingus

Episode 40

Frugle Plays Doctor

Episode 41

Host meets host and an entirely too realistically lengthy political debate.

Episode 42

Episode FORTY TWO! FORTY TWO!!! FOOORRRRTTTYYYY TTTWWWOOOOOOO!!

Episode 43 (Guest written by Scruffy Balogna)

Frugle's Family Problems

Episode 44

Maggott teaches nutrition

Episode 45

Maggott Meets Ishpeck

Where the F*ck is Maggott?

Maggott has been kidnapped by angels. A more horrifying fate cannot be imagined...

Episode 46

Frugle sells out.

Episode 47: The New Lord:

Abandon all hope...

Episode 48: More Ankle Grabbing

Frugle interviews a... *shudder*... marketer.

Episode 49: The Redheaded Angel

And it's about time.

Episode 50: The Master Returns

And you get to see Frugle in a bath towel.

Episode 51: It's been a while

Wookiees.

Episode 52: An Occaision Most Profane

For the love of god, DON'T ask who Big Jilm is.

Episode 53: Kramer and Jesus

Maggott interviews Jerry Seinfeld.

Episode 54: Apologies to the Brothers Chaps

Maggott interviews Homestar Runner.

Episode 55: Political Wankery

Maggott interviews the top Vegan Arbiter candidate.

Episode 56: A Cordial Conversation For Once

Maggott interviews Satan.

Episode 57: A Serious Talk about Fuck-Ups

Maggott interviews Yoda.

Episode 58: Sports and Cross-Dressing

It's like ESPN, only depraved.

Episode 59: Affirmative Housecleaning

This is why we never have girls over.

Episode 60: Economic Theory

This is why we can never have seminars.

Episode 61: Creative Problem Solving

This is why we're all going to hell.

Episode 62: Trick or Treating with Satan

Literally.

Episode 63: Call-In-Pain 2

For those days when you don't want to bother with that pesky content.

Episode 64: Tongmao Bitchhammer

What do Richard Nixon and your own testicles have in common? Listen to find out!

Episode 65: The Hungover Tonight Show

An entire episode dedicated to an interview in which the guest gets to speak exactly twice.

Episode 66: Turkey-Related Putrescence

It would be called 'Horrible Holiday Cheer,' but Jhonen Vasquez beat me to it.

Episode 67: Night Elves and Weapons Grade Plutonium

You'd find it more interesting than hosting a show too.

Episode 68: The Fine Aroma of Commerce

Hint: It smells like poop.

Episode 69: Uberclesian Jeopardy Equivalent

It was inevitable.

Episode 70: Joyous Tidings of the Eternal Damned

Beware, naughty children, for the bells herald Santa's dark harvest of souls...

Episode 71: Conspiracy Revealed

Orthos Schwartz strikes again.

Episode 72: Gross Faction Imbalance

World of Warcraft strikes again.

Episode 73: Gross Faction Imbalance, part 2

We're even bigger dorks than you think.

Episode 74: Frugle's Special Topping

Even the sweetest things can turn bitter in your mouth.

Episode 75: The Obsidian Pucker

Have the Buttocks Rangers met their match?

Episode 76: The Obsidian Pucker, part 2

The incredible conclusion to the crevice-clinging cliffhanger!

Episode 77: Apparently Maggott is Obsessed

Maggott interviews Warchief Thrall.

Episode 78: Gherig von Doomstein

Maggott interviews a mad scientist.

Episode 79: Storm of the F-word

Maggott meets a space pirate. [CENSORED] ensues.

Episode 80: Pope Kazz

It is as horrible as it sounds.

Episode 81: Frugle gets some Viagra

Maggott sort of interviews God.

Episode 82: The See and Feel Erotic Wax Museum

Please bring your own kleenex.

Episode 83: The Force and Your Changing Body

Why ''Jedi Fuel'' is illegal if you're under 18

Episode 84: Maggott does a Nature Show

Darwin does backflips in his grave.

Episode 85: Maggott hawks a new Diet Plan

Your hesitance is well founded.

Episode 86: Maggott hawks a new Cereal

It's got bran and...stuff.

Episode 87: Maggott interviews a Media Mogul

For, predictably, about two seconds.

Episode 88: Maggott interviews The Tick

Terrible revelations follow.

Episode 89: Closeout Sale

It's a veritable holocaust of savings!

Episode 90: Political Damnnation

It's a veritable holocaust of democracy!

Episode 91: Political Damnnation, part 2

It's a veritable holocaust of continuity!

Episode 92: Political Damnnation, part 3

It's a veritable teabagging of unrepentant closure!

Episode 93: Phazon, Metroids, and ten shots of Jack Daniels

Maggott interviews Samus Aran

Episode 94: Star Trek: The Next Desecration

Captain Picard zips up his pants. Eventually.

Episode 95: Uberclesian Jeopardy Equivalent, Again

Bill Mochaccino continues to pay for his sins.

Episode 96: First Impulse Day

Mark your calendars, mortals, for a new holiday has arrived.

Episode 97: The Hamster Olympics

Sports and animal cruelty have never looked so good together.

Episode 98: Advertising at GhazPORK Industrial
I'd rather not talk about it.

Episode 99: Comparing Kill Scores
Hint: Maggott Wins

Episode 100: The Load of the Rangz
Peter Jackson would be turning over in his grave, if we hadn't left him in a ditch.

Episode 101: Uncle Evil vs. Mother Goose
Hint: Uncle Evil wins.

Episode 102: Storytelling Under The Tree
Another Maggott Show Christmas. Sort of.

Episode 103: More on the Metroids
Samus isn't here this time, and it's a good thing under the circumstances.